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minxie413:

aww,.. artistic micropiggies

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balderrask:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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NOPE

NOT RISKING IT

this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me

Wut.

Learning from Stanley Yelnats’s mistake; always reblog Madame Zeroni

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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Anonymous asked: Have you ever stepped upon a lego?

Hahah unfortunately yes

Anonymous asked: Have you ever had sex?

Nope, not quite yet

Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO

(Source: megan-hansenn, via carpe-diemawordfromthewise)